What Is Amazonology?

Before you start writing to ask what amazonology is, here’s the story where it was invented. It’s by a guy named Entropy. He’s really into women in competitive situations and his website (http://BasementXsite.com) features plenty of it.


By the way, I got his permission to publish this members-only story. Thanks Entropy!

You Gotta Be Kidding!

She’s looking at her rival’s tiny breasts and thinking, “You gotta be kidding!”
You can see the girl in black is about to pull a lesbian trick on her, but we all know she doesn’t stand a prayer!

The Sweater

Oh honey! Wearing a thick sweater WILL make your breasts look bigger, but you’re no match for the real McCoy!
Note how the busty girl is mashing her giant boobs against her rival’s, pushing them down under their weight. This is a clear sign that the war is on—and that she’s crushing the enemy.

The Pinch

Bikini contest girls are great. When you see that number on their hip, you know you’re in for a treat!
The blonde with the golden bikini is pulling all the stops here to beat her bustier rival. She managed to shove her round little breasts in front of hers, and she’s showing as much breast as possible—you can see a hint or areola on her right breast.
But the great thing about this picture is not at breast level. Look at the hand of the golden bikinied girl. See? She’s actually pinching her rival’s hip to break her focus and make her lose that winning smile. Now that’s low! But it seems to be working, because the golden bikini girl has a great, warm smile while the pink bikini girl has a weird expression. Winner? The bitchier of the two!

Clear Domination

Look at the expression on the girl on the left. She is beaten, upstaged, and she doesn’t want to be there. You can even see that the blonde is holding her so she won’t go. Look at her smile, how forced it is. And look how the blonde is shoving her hips in front of her. Not only is she totally hotter, but she’s putting herself in front of the other girl.
I just love Alpha females!

Lesbian Law

Two laws of women wafare are featured here. The first says that making a joke is a way to show you don’t care about losing the fight for the spotlight. The girl on the right is clearly trying to use the humor law here.
The second is the lesbian law. It states that in order to steal the spotlight of a hotter girl, one must initiate a lesbian move, hence the blonde baring her rival’s bigger boob. But don’t be fooled: the girl initiating the lesbian move is the loser. Kissing the Alpha female is at worst a pathetic attempt at turning the tables, and at best a way to suck up to the new boss.
By the way, here, you can see from the Alpha female’s expression that she’s not fooled. Her confidence remains unwavering.

Rivals

Now you just know these two have been rivals for years! And with the way they’re bumping boobs now, you can almost bet the night ended in a catfight, or in one challenging the other to some sexual contest, like a cock-sucking contest.
And with the way the brunette upstages the blonde’s breasts (the push-up law helps here), you know the blonde has to fuck better or fight better, or that rivalry would’ve been settled long ago!
Go, dirty blonde!

The Variable

Dressing for a night out is an almost scientific endeavor. One picks her outfit to show her best feature while keying down her shortcomings. That way, a girl can compete strategically. Now this picture shows just why you never wear the same dress.
Because they have the same outfits, it’s taking out a variable in the comparison, making it all about who’s got the best body. Here, the three girls are hot, but the one in the middle wins by a cleavage—and what a cleavage!
You’ll note that the girl on the right has clearly conceded the victory (her shoulders are in front and her face, well it says it all), but the one on the left is still going for it. What does the Alpha female do? She thrusts her breasts forward, hiding one of her rival’s breasts, therefore putting her in the spotlight.

The Dress That Won The War

Both girls are equally hot here. But the one with the baby-blue dress is willing to go the extra mile.
First, the boob contact clearly indicates the war for attention is raging. Second, the baby-blue girl has clearly fought the other girl for positioning in the few seconds prior to the picture. She managed to put her breast in front of her rival’s but not without paying the price: her breast is almost bare. ALMOST. Which is what makes her a clear winner. The girl with the pink corset has about the same chest, but we can almost see her rival’s completely.
A note: IF she’s managed to pop her rival’s nipple out of her dress, the pink corset girl would have forced her to retreat, hence winning the showdown. Plus, for some reason, showing nipple is sexier, but it’s slutty so it’s seen as a desperate move—voluntary or not. So if you see a nipple, you see a loser.

No Respect

The blonde is showing no respect to the two women—especially the one next to her. And why should she? She is in a totally different league!
But she’s not giving her rivals any chances. Look how she’s standing, her shoulders back, her hips tilted forward, her legs placed in this perfect, sexy way. But the best feature of this picture is the way she thrusts her breasts in front of the woman’s bandeau top. She’s literally stealing the picture. And if you add to that a bikini too small that makes her breasts look bigger, you got a real pro facing amateurs.

All In The Eyes

The blonde on this picture is gorgeous. Gray eyes, little diamond on the upper lip, stunning little white top, round breasts, you know she’s the Alpha female of her group. You know she’s used to having all the attention.
But suddenly, here’s this brunette who dwarfes her normally dominating breasts with her amazing rack displayed by a very low neckline. And from the way she’s ramming them in the blonde’s, you know she means business.
Look at their eyes. The brunette knows she’s just given the blonde a lesson in humility. And what’s more, you can see in the blonde’s eyes that she knows she’s been bested. She tries to keep a brave face, but there’s this little sadness there, like her eyes are dull while her rival’s are sparkling slightly.
Defeat is as sexy as victory, but the rule is you normally try not to show you lost. The blonde fails at that, and we love her for it!

I'm Going For Your Boyfriend

This one is so clear you can almost tell the story behind it.
The guy behind the camera is the boyfriend of the girl with the brown dress. The girl with the striped shirt is probably her best friend, and she wants him bad. So when he decides to take a picture of them, she pulls no stop to upstage her rival. First, she shoves her round, firm breasts in her friend’s, eclipsing them completely with her stunning neckline. What’s more, by rubbing her breast against her rival’s, she pulled on the shirt, almost exposing her breast.
And then, there’s the expression. The girlfriend is friendly and familiar, smiling but not flirty—it’s HER boyfriend after all. But look at her friend’s wide smile. Look at the half-closed eyes. She wants him. And from the way she defeated her friend in this picture, she’ll get him!

The Queen

Look at the girl at the far right with the pink bikini. Look at her smile! This is a winner’s smile. This is the smile of a girl who’s the undisputed queen of her group.
But the others are hot, so what gives her the upper hand? Her bikini top is too small. This is a very important weapon in busty women’s warfare. A top too small will push breasts up and will show more cleavage, aking the boobs look even bigger. Here, we can clearly see the breasts bulging out of the garment.
So hail to the queen! Hail to the winner!

Humor As A Defense Mechanism

OK, here’s another rule of competition among sexy, busty women: funny isn’t sexy.
Now here’s what’s happening here. The two blondes on the right are equally matched. Now they SHOULD be trying to upstage each other, but since they both know they’re upstaging the girl on the left, there is some kind of truce between them.
Now the dirty-blonde girl knows she can’t measure up to her two rivals. So what does she do instead of trying to compete with them and make sure everybody knows she’s the least beautiful of the three? She makes a joke (the two fingers kinda pointing toward the polka-dot girl’s breast). To her, humor shows she doesn’t care, and she’s ok with being eclipsed. The thing is no girl is EVER ok with that. So whenever you see a girl trying to be funny, you know she’s at the losing end of the picture.

The Push-Down

This picture I love! You have this great chick in a bikini, and her friend wearing a short dress (she has her bikini under it—no doubt sexier than her friend’s—but hasn’t changed yet). It is clear that the girl with the dress is in danger of being upstaged.
So what does she do? She uses her breast to push DOWN on her rival’s breast. Now in the boob word, there’s one rule: up is good, down is bad. Any time you see a girl pushing DOWN on another girl’s breast, you know this is warfare.
So who wins here? I’m not sure, but the girl on the left sure plays a better game!

White Bikinis

Here again, two gorgeous women in bikinis and one camera.
Now here’s something you should know: women NEVER touch breasts. So when you see breasts that are in contact, you know the game is on.
The brunette has a killer body and a great rack, so the blonde knows she’s in serious danger of being upstaged, so she plays her best asset: her bigger boobs. How? By pushing them forward and wriggling for position, she placed her boob in front of her rival’s. So what’s the result? Her enhanced chest steals the show! Victory for the blonde!

Bikini Push-up

There are two circumstances that bring out the competition among girls: when they’re all dressed up to go out and when they’re wearing a bikini. Now add a camera to the mix, with the knowledge that everybody on the Net will see the picture, and you get two girls who’ll stop at nothing to look better than the other girl—worse, to make the other girl look bad.

Here, the bustier girl mashes her breasts against the other’s smaller chest. This is a way for her to look better by pushing her boob up, and to bring attention to her rival’s flat chest in comparison to hers.

The girl on the right doesn’t back down. If you look carefully, you’ll see that her thigh is pushing against the busty girl’s groin area, but this is a lost cause: even though she is beautiful and wears a sexy bandeau top, she is outclassed.