Lesbian Law

Two laws of women wafare are featured here. The first says that making a joke is a way to show you don’t care about losing the fight for the spotlight. The girl on the right is clearly trying to use the humor law here.
The second is the lesbian law. It states that in order to steal the spotlight of a hotter girl, one must initiate a lesbian move, hence the blonde baring her rival’s bigger boob. But don’t be fooled: the girl initiating the lesbian move is the loser. Kissing the Alpha female is at worst a pathetic attempt at turning the tables, and at best a way to suck up to the new boss.
By the way, here, you can see from the Alpha female’s expression that she’s not fooled. Her confidence remains unwavering.